Tuesday, September 2, 2008

An apron


A lovely birthday gift from Mrs Tordoff and all the little Tordoffs

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Wear your cock on your head

An unusual one from Ian B. Looks like a small flock of primary school teachers dressing to amuse a class of sub-teen reprobates. The head gear isn't all that convincing as cocks go either.


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Cocktail rings

Or wear your cock on your fingers if you prefer


Sunday, September 30, 2007

Foghorn Leghorn loose in Tesco

I say, I say. (Hits dog with plank). Now listen to me boy. (Sets wild bear on dog) etc.. etc..




Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Another cock t-shirt

Bit of a mystery this one - looks like it was lurking in the bottom of someone's wardrobe......


Sunday, September 2, 2007

Cock T-Shirt II

Obviously the buyers and designers in Debenhams felt that they could no longer ignore the unstoppable rise of the cock as this year's must have fashion icon. Well caught Tim!


Cock T-Shirt

Captured by Tim whilst suffering a shopping trip to Debenhams.


Le Coq Sportif

Caught on the bannister rail in my house - nearly cocks appear in the most unexpected places.















And this second fine example is being sported by the landlord of the Kings Arms public house in Sutton in Craven near Skipton. His establishment has tremendous beer and a diverse range of single malts lovingly collected over many years by the man himself.















...and another next to the horrible wizened feet of a car boot sale trader - wouldn't want to buy and wear second hand, slightly aromatic trainers from someone with feet like this!
















Yet another one - this time for Skipton Malc who is modelling rather a tatty and faded example of the sporty cock.




















and just to make the point here are three more from various charity shops and travels that we've made recently. I think Le Coq Sportif is now well enough covered to close this particular cocking chapter unless a particularly spectacular example shows up unexpectedly.